accomplished twins. life is a go
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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