Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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