He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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