Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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