My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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