They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I see more hoeing in ur future
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