She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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