Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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