Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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