Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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