have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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