i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
organizing the empties. That sober.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
When are your genitals available?
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