there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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