What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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