Duck Duck Cougar?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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