Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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