We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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