Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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