I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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