brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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