Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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