check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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