ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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