So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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