so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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