he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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