dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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