Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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