is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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