Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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