I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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