So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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