hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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