i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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