Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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