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this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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