My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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