I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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