i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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