Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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