Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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