She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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