how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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