yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Text me some of your sweat
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