She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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