Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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