You're so nebulous sometimes
the condom got lost in my hair
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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