so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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