yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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