oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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