My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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