Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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