His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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